I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog
I was driving around in old Mexico,
I got lost and didn't know which way to go,
I was confused, it was late and I was in a fog,
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.
I felt that smush and I said, "Oh mama"
My low rider crushed that little Chihuahua.
I prayed for forgiveness in a Synagogue,
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.
If I am caught they will put me in a cell with 20 locks,
Unless I can pin it on Jack in the Box.
I'll be whipped, then beaten and then I'll be flogged,
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.
His last words were, "Yo quiero el médico",
I flattened that pup, to Hell I would go.
I should of skipped driving and gone for a jog,
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.